one-dizzle-fo-shizzle-my-nizzle:

carrotsandspoons:

laurenjadebrooks:

inawishinghole:

this deserves all the notes it has and i will reblog it every single time it appears on my dash purely because of how cute they both are, the cat and eddie.

Not a fan of Ed Sheeran but this is fucking adorable.

i’m gonna reblog this three times just because i can 

 this is the only non 1D thing I have ever reblogged in my life

It's a brilliant job

sexualbread:

*smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

sirashtonirwin:

deadfelinesociety:

there is nothing romantic about

• not knowing you’re beautiful 
• loving someone until they learn to love themselves

please stop romanticizing low self esteem.

it’s one thing to love a person who happens to have low self esteem

it’s another thing to frame low self esteem as a desirable trait. 

#hey #hey EVERY BOY BAND EVER

perfectioninimperfection:

I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.

ofallcuteandsexy:

achronicmasturbator:

teamcocket:

what the fuck is this

dont kermit suicide

i need a moment

beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.